I'm sure every business has at least one. You know the one I'm talking about. The one that very subtly but emphatically lets you know that she has been here since well before the starting bell! ...and might I add, with no just cause ~ except to make it seem like she's so busy.
Then there are those of us who would like to do that, even tried to come in early, leave early, but were discouraged. Again, for no just cause. It's not like we have to be here like nurses and doctors covering for each other in the ICU. It's not like we've got clients scheduled but we leave before they arrive. No, once about 2:00 in the afternoon comes, we have very few people that show up at our door. If we were to leave, I don't think anyone would notice.
Anyway, that's not the point of this blog.
This woman perpetually comes early on the pretext that either a) her husband had to bring her in or b) she's got so much work and needs to be here for when the first group of people arrive. [Note:
Rarely does she even appear when the first group appears! And rarely is there a need, if ever, for her to be here before 8:15 or 8:30.]
We work in an academic environment. This woman has been a teacher her entire life. Deadlines mean nothing to her. It took her over 3 years to edit approximately 100 sheets of text. If our writers at my software company had worked that slowly, they would've been canned before they got through the first year! Having done massive scheduling in one of my previous jobs, I cringe when I have to watch her try to schedule events. It is physically and emotionally painful! However, I think she does part of that in order to have job security. In actuality, I could probably do her job in 10 hours/week and not work up a sweat. And, I have thought about offering to do it; however, she's in a different union than I am and at a different level. I make a lot less than she does. Why should I do her job? ...even though I would have no problem doing it.
It should also be noted that she cannot do some of her job (substitute teaching when one of our teachers is out) because she is unable to stand for long periods of time due to a bum knee. When teaching here, she must stand the entire time. She does sub when/if she has to, but not without limping and moaning and leaving early. She will be having surgery on that knee this summer. HOWEVER, she is ready, willing and obviously able to schlep to Ireland and traipse all over the countryside for 10 days without batting an eyelash! Is there something wrong with this picture?
This is also the same person who whispers - - - for no reason. On purpose! In front of others so that they can't hear! Let me just say, as Grandpa would've said: "Shanty Irish"! No class, but thinks she does; no grace, but insists upon it from others. I'd say her husband would have to be a saint; but it's more like he caves in to her whims and demands. Nice guy but no backbone.
So, I guess we'll just have to put up with her, "Poor me, I was here at 7:20 a.m." syndrome and live with it. Maybe I'll start coming in before her just to see if she's really here at that time! I've done it once or twice before. Hmmmmmm, was she surprised!
I've vented enough - back to work!